Presidential Attention Required

category: Dating
by Kamael,

I am not sure when my personal life took a turn for the worse and required PRESIDENTIAL attention, but last week I received this email:

Greetings,

….From San Francisco and hope this note finds you in high spirits! We have not met. However, as a Lawyer-turned Certified Matchmaker and Relationship Expert , who has received a very enthusiastic response from the Professional Community, I wanted to introduce Intersections Matchmaking.

Intersections Matchmaking is a Matchmaking Service, which helps accomplished and busy professionals maximize their chances of finding significant others through a highly-personalized process involving extensive consultation and feedback.

Feel free to forward our website (www.intersectionsmatch.com) to those you know, who may be interested in learning about our (i) Nationwide Personal Consultation/”Pool Membership”, or (ii) “Introduction Plan” services.

Please feel free to have folks contact me with any questions (jasbina@intersectionsmatch.com).

Thanks for your time,

Jasbina
President, Intersections Matchmaking

Clearly, I am in desperate need of “extensive consultation and feedback”…

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